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21 September
I'm a Police Officer in Kaktovik, Alaska. Kaktovik is on a little island in the Arctic Ocean. I have a beautiful wife, and five kids (the oldest is 6).

I have very few enemies in life. In fact, my enemy list basically consists of the sun, any owl, and that guy in the gray truck that yelled at me in 1994. I'm still mad at him.

In my spare time, I make Spazzstick, the world's only caffeinated lip balm. It makes the world all happier and stuff.